Yuni's Trust Episodes
好きな授業は？ - "Your Favorite Class?"
Yuni
Hello, my junior. You seem to be enjoying your life at school. Learning certainly is one of life's great joys. I hope you can find much joy in it as well... Are there courses that you find particularly interesting?
1. "Humanities."
Yuni
Oh... You have good taste, comrade. On an abstract level, at the risk of overgeneralizing, I would say that the humanities are the most romantic discipline. The themes and subtexts that can be hidden between the lines... Ah, do you mind if I speak at length?
2. "Science."
Yuni
So I see... Well, there are no highs and lows in scholarship. I have quite an interest in it myself. But, frequently, I find myself having quarrels with the faculty in the science department here. I earnestly hope that you do not turn out like them.
3. "Physical education."
Yuni
Physical... eh, physical education? Um, that thing where you must run here and there? Ah, I suppose you have to take that class as an ordinary student. ... Eh, it's required? No, this is a constitutional violation -- it must be abolished!
ユニという女 - "A Girl Called Yuni"
Yuni
Hey, comrade, so you've come again to cultivate your wisdom. What, you'd like to know more about me? Very well, ask whatever you'd like.
1. "Interests and skills?"
Yuni
Aside from scholarship, I suppose I would say, I have quite some fondness for the arts. Alas, it seems that there are few people out there who can appreciate my original creative works. I am simply too far ahead of the times.
2. "Height and weight?"
Yuni
My height is 170 centimeters, and my weight is 60 kilograms. My three sizes, from top to botom, are 90, 55, and 90, approximately. As you can see, completely average. Next question.
3. "Zodiac sign and blood type?"
Yuni
Hmm... I see you're that type of person. The type who believes in things such as horoscopes. Well, I don't mind. Each person is free to have their own beliefs. According to those beliefs, I am apparently an adaptable Pisces, and an open-minded O-type.
クロエについて - "About Chloe"
Yuni
Chloe? She has work today, so she's already gone home. I worry that she's becoming too much of a workaholic. On that subject, what impression do you have of Chloe?
1. "She's strong."
Yuni
Mm, she's remarkably strong, both in body and mind. I wonder why. She has many private matters that she does not speak to us about, but I'm sure that something about those requires her to be this way.
2. "She's kind."
Yuni
She has the disposition of an eldest sister, and as such is very caring. I believe that she has three brothers at home who are quite a bit younger than her. I think she most likely sees you as a fourth little brother as well.
3. "She's scary."
Yuni
Indeed. She is very much like a lion right after its meal. Ordinarily, she just bats away our jokes and banter like they are no great matter, but if she were ever to be come truly angry... S-S-S-So scary...
チエルについて - "About Chelle"
Yuni
W-What is it, my junior? You've been acting quite eccentric today. It seems like something about Chelle has caught your attention... Her mischief is simply her way of showing affection, you see. What do you think of her?
1. "She's cute."
Yuni
Agreed. She was born with a peerless gift. With her full spirit, she embodies the concept of the gender that the world calls "girl." Her liberated and fresh way of life is exactly what we would call cute.
2. "She's odd."
Yuni
Well, let me say this to you. Her mischievous behavior is a reflection of her desire to entertain others with her antics. From the look of it... What? Ah, you didn't mean it as a negative thing. Apologies for jumping to conclusions.
3. "She's smart."
Yuni
That's right. And she's different from me, someone whose intellect only comes from the ability to absorb information into my cerebral cortex. Her smartness stems from a more fundamental level. It is the genuine article. ... Though it's easy to forget about, considering her usual chelly-chelling about.
ユニっぽい人 - "Someone Like Yuni"
Yuni
I've heard that you have established friendships with a great deal of people. Among those people, do you know of any who possess a wealth of knowledge and excel at their studies? In layman's terms, I'm asking if there's anyone like me.
1. Talk about Mitsuki.
Yuni
Ah, you're talking about Master Mitsuki. I am acquainted with her. She was respected by those jaded elders of my village as a woman of great talent. By the way, I owe much of my knowledge of pharmaceuticals to Master Mitsuki's teachings.
2. Talk about Kasumi.
Yuni
Oh, a master detective who can solve any mystery using her superior intellect! In this area, I would say that I am little more than a dilettante, having read perhaps a few more stories than most. Such wit and inventiveness are truly incomparable talents.
3. Talk about Misaki.
Yuni
What, a grown-up lady who behaves with grace? Such a refined woman must possess bewitching charms beyond any ordinary person. What an extreme character trait. Perhaps, to differentiate myself, I should carry something like an eyeball on a staff...
謎の組織ＢＢ団 - "The Mysterious Organization, BB Team"
Yuni
That reminds me... I've been holding in my curiosity about this for some time, but what exactly are the activities of this BB Team that Aoi mentioned?
1. "We practice holding conversations with dolls."
Yuni
"It's Okay My Friend #1"? A handmade doll of Aoi's. I see. Prolonged solitude can drive one to madness, after all. It happens often. I myself have some distant memories of similar experiences. Right, Rosetta?
2. "We try putting on friend casts."
Yuni
F-Friend casts... what was that? I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying. Limit-breaking friend-making death races? "I Love You Kitty Cat's Cradle"? Um, the mysterious utterances keep coming one after another, but I can't make any sense of them...
3. "We write theme songs."
Yuni
Theme songs... Ah, I see, a song. Continue. Hmm, rhyming. Do you mean the sort of rhetoric in those rap songs that today's youth have a taste for? I think that rhyming is quite dope. Yeah! Put your hands up!
おすすめスポットは？ - "A Recommended Spot?"
Yuni
As you know, I do not enjoy going outside. Nevertheless, I feel that I should aspire to venture out more often. I'd like to know if you know of any spots that might tickle the curiosity of this shut-in.
1. "The Marjan Coast."
Yuni
A seaside resort... To be frank, I'm not sure it appeals to me. But considering that I grew up in the mountains, perhaps I should give it a try, just for future reference. But to don something as lowbrow as a swimsuit... Gnnn...
2. "The city of Edo."
Yuni
Oh, I've heard of that place. It's a chic town that is overflowing with the spirit of Togoku. But I wonder if I could adjust to eastern culture. I've heard that they eat fermented beans and fish carcasses, all drenched in soy sauce. Hmm.
3. "The Ivory Tower."
Yuni
The Ivory Tower? A place where mounds of rare ancient texts lie dormant? Okay, let's go... Wait, that's just the library here! That's not right. You know that I am an intellectual, so you shouldn't get my hopes up only to prank me so.
噂のなかよし部 - "The Rumored BFFs Club"
Yuni
The other day, I was headed in the direction of Lucent Academy for guild affairs, when I overheard some of the male students murmuring about the "bad girl of St. Theresa's." I wonder, between Chelle and Chloe, who they were talking about.
1. "Chelle."
Yuni
So it was Chelle after all. Hmm... I don't think anything of it myself, but thinking about it from the perspective of an onlooker, her "Chelluun!" and the ensuing racket she causes must seem like sheer madness. It makes sense.
2. "Chloe."
Yuni
So it was Chloe after all. It's a rather mean thing to say, but... As lovable as she is at heart, her face, her voice, and well, everything about her just gives off the feeling of a "bad" girl.
3. "Yuni."
Yuni
What? Certainly, I've heard that the word "bad" can be used to mean a wide variety of things. If I consider that "bad" can also mean that the succeeding noun is in fact awesome, then it all comes together. Yes, indeed, I am the "bad girl of St. Theresa's."
今後の学園生活は？ - "Your Future School Life?"
Yuni
That reminds me, you're here as part of a trial run for our future plans to transition to being a co-education school. Once that transition becomes reality, I wonder if you hope to transfer here officially.
1. "I hope to."
Yuni
Mm, well said. When that time comes, I'll offer you a warm welcome once more. Of course, we still don't know when this change will be made official... Huh? Wait, won't I have graduated by then? Huh?
2. "I don't hope to."
Yuni
That's reasonable. Your official enrollment is at Lucent Academy, after all. However, they have a strong school tradition of tolerance. In layman's terms, you can do anything. So, you have no need to worry, comrade. You can enroll in both schools at once.
3. "I'm not sure."
Yuni
I see, nobody can say what the future will bring. That's why we must live for the moment. I'm sure that's what you were thinking, too. No, you mustn't lie. I know what you meant.
故郷のこと - "My Hometown"
Yuni
I mentioned this earlier, but until I entered this school, I had never left my village before. Those hermit elders and their massive collection of books essentially served as my foster parents.
1. "What village?"
Yuni
Hm... Who knows if it even has a name. It's a desolate settlement in the mountains that would take several days to reach by carriage. There was nobody you could call young, aside from me. That means I was the prettiest girl in town.
2. "What elders?"
Yuni
They were a bunch of stubborn, eccentric, and pedantic old men. All of them said they had given up life in the big city to move there... Well, I suppose there were some who had also given up life in academia, thinking of it as another society. Despite all that, to me, they were my beloved family.
3. "What do you mean, foster parents?"
Yuni
Hmm... I don't remember much of my early years, myself. Of course, hardly anyone has any memories of when they were a baby, but still. I suppose in that way, I'm rather similar to you, comrade.