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Opening: Professor Kyouka's Lesson


Translated by Arctic Passerine

Kyouka, Mimi, and Yuuki were all enjoying their time together in the elven forest while waiting for Misogi to arrive.

Mimi
Ah... Choo!

Kyouka
Mimi, are you okay? Here, have a tissue.

Mimi
Thank you, Kyouka! Umm, could this be because I fell asleep without covering my tummy last night?

Kyouka
Hey, you know you shouldn't do that, right? You need to tuck yourself in tightly and warmly.

Mimi
Oh... um...

Kyouka
Even if you have heating inside, it still gets cold at night... Also, you need to remember to wash your hands after you go home.

Mimi
Hee hee, Kyouka, you're just like my mommy!

Yuuki
1. "Kyouka, you really have it together."
2. "Mommy Kyouka."

Option 1.

Kyouka
Of course! I managed to get perfect attendance, after all!

Option 2.

Kyouka
W-What are you saying weird stuff like that for? Are you into these kinds of things!? Maybe you really are a creepy perv!

End of branches.

Kyouka
... Mimi, make sure you don't push yourself, okay? If you start feeling unwell, you should go home right away!

Mimi
Okaaay.

Misogi
Kyouka, Kyouka!

Kyouka
Huh? Ah, Misogi!

Misogi
Kyouka, help! This is serious!

Kyouka
Ah! What's going on!?

Misogi
My mom found the test I hid! And she got really mad at me about it!

Misogi
She said that if I don't get a good score on the next test, she'll take away my allowance!

Kyouka
In that case... Shouldn't you just study, then?

Misogi
But just looking at a textbook makes me feel sleepy! Not to mention, I don't get what they're talking about at all!

Misogi
That's why, since you're so much better than me at studying, Kyouka, I want you to teach me!

Kyouka
I can't do that. You need to use your own abilities to do this! Even if I teach you enough to get a good score on this test, what will you do for the next one?

Misogi
Just this once! I'll study hard on my own in the future! Please, Kyouka! Or should I say, Professor Kyouka!

Kyouka
P-Professor...

Kyouka
W-Well, since you're asking so earnestly! I'll serve as your professor!

Mimi
Wow, Kyouka's so amazing. Misogi, be sure to study hard!

Later.

Kyouka
Okay, today's lesson will be about "light reflectance"!

Misogi
Okay! Please, go on!

Kyouka
To start with, normally, light travels forward in straight lines. But when light strikes a mirror, the incident light rays begin traveling in an opposing direction, becoming reflected rays!

Misogi
Huh? Huh? Incident? What's an incident got to do with reflections?

Kyouka
Incident rays! If you want to understand reflected rays, you need to know about incident rays!

Misogi
Um, so there are incident rays and reflected rays? And when an incident ray hits a mirror, it makes an angle of reflection...?

Kyouka
The reflected ray leaves the mirror from the same point that the incident ray hit it, but the path of the light bends, forming an angle...

Misogi
It bends? And... it makes an angle...

Kyouka
(Hee hee... I really sound like a professor... Okay!)

Kyouka
Now, then, let's do some exercises. We'll start with this one, and this one!

Misogi
W-Wha!? You can't just throw these at me... I don't get these at all! I'll never be able to pass the test like this!

Kyouka
It might be a little difficult, but I'll show you how to do it, so you'll be fine! If you prepare enough, then even the next test will be --

Misogi
I said, I don't get it! I give up! Mimi, Yuuki, let's go play!

Kyouka
W-Wait! Weren't you the one who asked me to teach you!?

Misogi
Yeah, maybe, and maybe I was all fired up about it at first, but I couldn't understand anything you were saying at all! And then you gave me all these hard problems to solve!

Kyouka
I gave you these for your own good! So that you wouldn't fail your test!

Mimi
Ahh! Please, the two of you, don't fight! Please get along! Sniff, sniff...

Misogi
You say that, but... It's all Kyouka's fault! Not everyone can be as smart as she is!

Kyouka
No, it's your fault! Fine then -- friendship ended with Misogi!

Misogi
Fine! Have it your way! I'm done with you, too, Kyouka!

Misogi runs off.

Mimi
Ah, Misogi!

Kyouka
Sorry, but I'm heading home for today, too! Excuse me! See you later, Mimi!

Mimi
Ah... Sniff... I hate this... Please, Yuuki! Get them to make up with each other!