[1] This is one of the cakes that you can give characters in the guild house to increase their bond points.
[2] So, Yuuki's line is "王都終末決戦" (outo shuumatsu kessen), meaning "final decisive battle in the capital." 王都 is pronounced the same way as 嘔吐, which means "vomit." 終末 is pronounced the same way as 週末, which means "weekend." So Chloe mishears the line as being about vomiting on weekends, hence the connection to drinking. Of course, I've taken liberties with Yuuki's line to make the pun sort of work.
Chloe
The ladies from Merc F all have different strong points, huh? I wonder what Tamaki's is -- she just seems to say nya, nya a bunch. But there's a whiff of something behind all that... I feel like she's hiding something.
1. "A cat-type beastperson."
Chloe
Obviously. I can tell just from looking. It'd be trouble if you told me she was a dog-type. Huh? Cute? Wow, you're easy... Cat ears and cat noises are all it takes, huh? Liking that kind of stuff is creepy. Disappear. Nyanbelievable.
2. "A taiyaki seller."
Chloe
That's what I mean. They said at the information session that her yearly gross was 500 million, right? That kind of income is what I'm talking about. Like, could taiyaki be code for something else? She could just be covering up some kind of shady backroom dealings, is what I'm saying. Real conspicuous.
3. "Phantom Cats."
Chloe
Huh? What kind of joke is that... Isn't that that person. That noble thief who steals from villains and gives back to families. Actually, I got hit by her while I was working at this one place. Whatever, tch, I'll pay that thieving cat back one day.
Chloe
Pfff... Waste of time. Those investments lured me into trying my best, but the result was zero. Well, whatever. Starting a business isn't my thing anyway. What about you? Which one of our presentations did you like the best?
1. "Yuni's Soaring Yunicopter."
Chloe
Eh... But I thought you got caught up in the explosion at the end. Huh, so, you thought it was interesting. Hmm. Well, guess everyone's got different interests... KA-BOOOOM! ... Whoa, that was hilarious. You reacted to my pretend explosion like a little kid.
2. "Chloe's short skits."
Chloe
Hey, they weren't skits. I mean, they ended up basically being skits, but they weren't supposed to be. Huh? What do you mean, you want to see another one. I already said they weren't skits. Quit looking at me like that, smiling as if you wanna see my signature gag again.
3. "Chelle's Talk-to-you Chelle."
Chloe
Really? All right. Since Yuni and I were the ones who actually built it, you know. Chelle was just off to the side making stupid critiques like, make the brow line sharper, or make the chest bigger -- honestly just being a nuisance.
Chloe
Man, my school is just full of rich girls. But that Akino is way above all of them. Aside from her big laugh, I dunno what kind of person she is. Is she the kind of person who burns bills in the fireplace for warmth?
1. "Gets lost easily."
Chloe
Huh. Wait, who are you talking about. Speaking of that, you haven't been getting lost very much lately. You should get lost more often, so that you burst into my store in tears again. Yeah. Do that.
2. "Spends money easily."
Chloe
Huh. Money. Eh, it's fine as long as you can make it back. Nothing wrong with that. You're gonna be a knight, right? So you'll be fine. Actually, how about you trade places with me? Oh, but being together with that person for my entire life seems... kinda tiring. If you get sick, does it count as a workplace injury?
3. "Aiming to become a full-fledged merchant."
Chloe
Seriously. She's got that much of a fortune, and she still wants to improve. Honestly admirable. Alright, I've gotta start living more like her. I can talk with that posh accent, at least. You just have to say stuff like "my goodness." My goodness, how easy. My goodness, I'm such a celeb.
Chloe
Today's guild activities? Ah, sorry, I've gotta run right after this... Nah, it's not for work, it's because it's one of my little brothers' birthdays. Happens a lot. Seriously, a big family brings big hassles. What's yours like? In terms of siblings.
1. "I don't have a family."
Chloe
Huh... All right. It's okay if you don't wanna talk about it. People have all kinds of family situations. Pfff... I got a bit boring there, huh. What to do. If you're ever feeling lonely, wanna come over and talk crap about Chelle?
2. "I don't have my memories."
Chloe
Oh, that's right... Sorry, I knew that. But you've had a family lately, haven't you. Remember, you talked about her earlier, that imaginary girl who does things like give you allowance and clean your ears. You're lucky to have her. Now let's go find you a good doctor.
3. "I don't have anything."
Chloe
Is that right. Huh. Well, that's fine. You can just build things up from now on. Family isn't that special, anyway. I hardly ever see my mom, it's kinda funny. Though, I also want a bunch of kids one day. By the way, what about you?
Chloe
'Sup. How's it been. What've you been doing lately. ... Eh, is that right. Hanging out with your lady friends. Hmm. Huh? What we've been doing? Sure... Eh, who do you want to hear about?
1. "About Yuni."
Chloe
Remember those kids we got matched with at the local mixer a while ago. Right, Little Lyrical. Since then, Yuni's been heading to those girls' place to play house. Yesterday she was asking Kyouka to breast-feed her... Oh, that was off the record, by the way.
2. "About Chloe."
Chloe
Me? Well, yeah, I've been handling all the physical labor in the guild by myself, you know? Well, can't be helped, since Yuni's such a shut-in and Chelle's the way she is. The two of them are sure free spirited. I try my best to be the conscience of the group.
3. "About Chelle."
Chelle
Chelle? Dunno, she's probably chelly-chelling like always. Who knows. Oh, but for some reason, she's trying to act like more of a lady now. It was funny when, the other day, she met some famous friend of her parents' on the street and greeted them without a single chell.
Chloe
Well, my presentation crashed and burned, but that's just what happens. Yeah. I kinda wonder how you would've done, though. You should try it, giving a presentation. As a test... Why don't you try selling something you have on you to me?
1. "Glittery pencil."
Chloe
What's this. Looks like a common piece of junk. You're telling me this is that important to you... Huh? I gave this to you? Oh, you've gotta be joking, I can't even remember that. Wait, no way, you seriously kept something like that for this long? Is that right.
2. "Mixed berry cake."
Chloe
Huh, this cake seems somehow familiar to me, but whatever... Thanks for the food. Oh! Wait, what's happening!? It's like the flavor is exploding in my mouth, it's bringing tears to my eyes...! It's like some kind of long-lost memories are being reborn from the depth of our bonds...[1]
3. "I've got nothing."
Chloe
No, there's no way you've got nothing. Let me see what's inside your pockets, okay? Look, you've got tons of these weird ticket-looking things. And also, you've got all of these different kinds of coin things. Can we throw these out?
Chloe
You know, you never get angry in the moments when you should. I mean, it's good to be nice and all, but it makes me wonder if you'd be able to protect the important things like family. So, come on, how about you try pretending like I'm your enemy right now?
1. Try glaring wide-eyed at her.
Chloe
Huh? What's that... Oh, you're trying to stare me down, huh. Funny, not bad. Well, you're not very scary, but... Hey, that's enough. Seriously, you can stop now. Just look at me normally. I said stop. Stop... Hey... It's embarrassing, cut it out.
2. Try yelling in an angry voice.
Chloe
Kya!? ... Jeez, wow, you startled me. Listen. Don't yell suddenly like that. You seriously sent shivers down my spine. Hey, what are you doing with your hands. Why're you cradling your head like that. It's cute.
3. Try swinging your sword around.
Chloe
Tch! ... Pfff, not bad. Looking at your face and your windup, you were swinging to kill, huh? That's what I saw from you. Along those lines, it was surprising to see you swing your sword so nonchalantly... Is that another one of your talents?
Chloe
Yukari is that competent person who manages Merc F's finances, right. I've got an image of her as this lady who chugs beers, but since she helped us out, I feel like I should update that. What's she like normally?
1. "A grown-up big sister."
Chloe
Grown-up... Eh, what's with that suggestive-sounding description. Are you into that kinda thing. I mean, whatever. Huh, grown-up. Hmm. So that's your preference, huh. Huh? That's what she said herself? What, that sounds like something Yuni would say...
2. "A former holy knight."
Chloe
What... was that...? Former... eh, what? Wait, one more time. Former holy knight. Eh, is that right. So then, she's gotta be the type who's hiding her past glory by acting like an idiot on purpose. Ah, that's, hmm... Pretty neat.
3. "A lady who chugs beers."
Chloe
What about it. No, I mean, besides that. There's gotta be other stuff. There's no way she's just tossing back drinks from morning until... Huh? She drinks quite a bit during the day? Is that right. Okay, well, fine.
Chloe
Hey, so... You're like Mifuyu's disciple, aren't you. I mean, not like I want to know anything private, but, uh, well. What kind of person is the dragon slayer normally.
1. "An efficient person."
Chloe
Huh? A master of thrift? Someone who'd stake her life for jobs and bargain sales? Seriously. Never thought the dragon slaying woman would have such a folksy side to her. That's awesome. Precious. Commendable. I like it, she's got gallantry oozing from every bone in her body... Ba-dump.
2. "A freeter."
Chloe
Moving from job to job? From delivery services to mercenary work? Ah, I knew it... A while ago I was working at this clinical trial for a new drug, and I thought I noticed her there too. Yeah, this means our meeting was destiny... Ba-dump.
3. "An older sister thinking of her family."
Chloe
Ah? The oldest daughter of a big family? Working to support her brothers and sisters!? E-Eh, hold up, so that means I'm in the same boat as the dragon slayer. Huh! I can relate, this must be destiny... Ba-dump.
Chloe
A while ago, you called me for a job beating some armor-like thing. ... Now that I think about it, I think the Merc F ladies were there, too. A danger to the world? (lol) Was that what it was? Like, just what was going on there.
1. "A final rebuke to our weakened enemies in the capital."
Chloe
Puke, weekend...[2] Oh, like a drinking party? Only one of those ladies went off drinking, though... Yukari, of course. Wait, so why'd you call me there. Were you trying to set me up with someone? Not interested, boys are gross.
2. "A battle to save the world."
Chloe
Yeah, yeah, the world, the country, all the other girls there were talking about that kind of big stuff. Everyone was all fired up about facing "the enemies of our world!" or whatever. I didn't really get it, but I just tried to make the same "enemies!" face as everyone else.
3. "I don't really know either."
Chloe
You don't know... Ahh, yeah, yeah, you mean you're not allowed to tell me. Well, whatever the reason is, if you're ever in trouble again, just... Eh, hold on. You couldn't mean you actually don't know, right?